some of you may read this and put your hand to your heart and get a concerned look on your face and slowly shake your head from side to side while saying, ‘she’s so brash,’ or , ‘let’s pray for her,’ or something lame like that. but don’t worry. i’m perfectly pleasant and love the lord. i’m just, well, being honest.
it is a well known fact with the people i spend the most time with that i have a bucket list. things on that list contain things like tagging a train car, becoming a biker chick, and the like.
here’s another: i want to punch someone in the face.
really hard. a real punch. i want to hear a dramatic thud and have them stumble sideways backwards and moan while holding their face. immediately after punching them i want to shake my hand in pain and clench my teeth together and inhale thru them (like you see them do in movies...does anyone know what i’m talking about? anyone?) while watching the dude (or chick) stumble.
i want to have the punch take place somewhere secluded so i don’t get arrested for beating people up or whatever the charge would be.
i want a really good reason for punching them too. i always tell myself that if anyone messes with my family, i will (try to) take them down. maybe if a really slutty chick started hitting on casey and neither one of us could get her to go away with words. that’d be a good reason. OR or or !! If someone was beating someone ELSE up, then i would punch them to get them to stop punching the other person. that way it’d be noble.
i always tell casey that if a dude ever hits on me but wont leave me alone and starts to get gross, to not interfere, but to stand very close by. because EYE want to be the one to punch him in the face. but then casey would be close by to make sure i punched him good enough. he can punch him after i knock him to the ground. but i want first dibs.
my friend ashlie has a bucket list. she wants to GET punched in the face before she dies. maybe we could work something out...
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